sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

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I automatically assume people won’t like me, so I don’t talk to them unless they approach me first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong.

Stephanie Kuehnert (via durianseeds)
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Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

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That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Paper towns . - John green . (via yuvalhoresh)
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filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via jenniferlawrense)
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